Dads are great. Courageous. Leaders. Handymen. And perhaps the single greatest resource for corny jokes and puns on planet Earth! Who doesn’t love a good DAD JOKE?!
Tune in all week long as we celebrate Father’s Day with some classic rib-ticklers, delivered in perfect Dad-Style with Vance!
He’ll have you cackling (or rolling your eyes) on the LifeSongs Morning Show and Afternoons!
And PLEASE – text us your favorite DAD JOKES, to 855-816-8581!
Now how about some fantastic DAD JOKES to add to your repertoire?
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Crystal: What has 5 toes and is not your foot? MY FOOT!
I don’t think we can trust atoms… because they make up everything.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
From Dennis: How do you make 7 even? You take away the S! (s-even)
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Kelly: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
From Joy: What do you call a priest who is walking? A “Roamin’ Catholic”
What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
What kind of exercises do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
Stephanie: What was Michael Jackson’s favorite junk food? KFC-Hee